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Omid Rahmat [GamaProfile] Gamasutra August 7, 1998 Vol. 2: Issue 31 |
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Pathetic isn't it? Just look at
the tables below. In the past six months, we have Myst, its sequel
Riven, Quake, Duke Nukem, Deer Hunter, Flight
Simulator 98, and Starcraft leading the pack. There's a
quick burst by Unreal, and then things like Monopoly Multimedia
in the post-Christmas shopping season, Wheel of Fortune (who plays
this stuff?), and in case you didn't get it the first time around,
Myst and its sequel Riven. So, that's
Broderbund,
Sierra Online,
GT
Interactive,
Interplay,
Blizzard,
Lucas Arts,
Microsoft and
EA. If you
ask me, it's the end of the world for a while. Nothing here that a bunch
of fat ass keyboard jockeys with facetious bios couldn't predict in a drunken
stupor. The good news? Deer and fish are in abundance. Who needs to hunt when Wal-Mart can sell you a hunting game for $15 plus a six pack of Doodelbury's Original Root Beer. But, I don't really care about this. Harold Robbins, and Danielle Steele make the bestseller lists in book stores, and there is such a place as Crown Books in the local mall that sells discounted Oprah Gets Thin Again books by the pound yet, it doesn't necessarily mean that we should abandon reading completely. Try a Walter Mosley, or John Banville, or if you're that kind of person, an Iain M. Banks. By the same token, someone has got to be playing Leisure Suit Larry out there. There's a correlation in there somewhere, but like I said, that's not what I am interested in. My concern is Microsoft. Yup. Microsoft. Age of Empires. I like it, but please don't send me e-mail saying why I am stupid for doing so. I just love all of the cute creatures that roam around, and you get to kill them, and/or just watch them prance around. And the fish. Those little darlings squirm and jump in large shoals, just begging to be netted. Love the animals. Wonder how much it cost them to make something so grand. Was it worth it when they could have had the rights to Frogger? The point is, Microsoft the threat, the demonized competitor, doesn't really cut it in the games business. Flight Simulator was around before there was a Microsoft content strategy, and it will still be there until Microsoft has a content strategy. Well, actually, Microsoft should pull out of content. Waste of time. Look at the biggest game publisher around, EA, and they're not setting anyone's loins on fire, in a metaphorical sense, with their titles. They have EA Sports, and the rest is pure corporate machinery. All for a billion dollars and not much profit. Why would Microsoft want to be in such a cheap ass business full of fat ass opinionated columnists? Beats me. Do they need to test DirectX? Well, hardly. None of the titles coming out of Microsoft are exactly cutting edge, or hard core. Oops. See what happens? I say they don't have cutting edge games, and I am sure that there is someone, somewhere, reading this and thinking, "No way, dude. Microsoft rocks." Then you get the nasty e-mails. The two thousand word essays on why a particular game is just the closest thing to heaven on earth, and so on, and so on. Who wants to be in such a subjective, emotional business? It shouldn't even be a business, except on consoles, but that's really for kids, and who cares if they're getting ripped off. It's not like they have to earn their money. Nope. On the PC, the games industry should be clans, and allegiances to developer gurus, and game masters who have perfected their calluses on blackened keyboards, and cheap mice. Table 1: 1Q98 monthly sales charts for PC games (Source: NPD)
You put the suits in charge and they come up with
Deer Hunter, Deer Hunter: Extended Season (goodness, how many
of the little sweethearts can you kill with one CD), Trophy Bass,
Big Game Hunter, and Space Bunnies Must Die. Why would Microsoft
want to be in this business? It's unseemly, and unprofitable. However, as
long as there are people in the computer business who think that computer
games will get them a movie deal, or their own action figure line, there
will be millions spent on the unprofitable pursuit of mainstream games success.
Well, I like Age of Empires.
I like a lot of games. But, they are kind of
dispensible. So, maybe Microsoft is finding out the hard way that this games
business is not really worth spit for a company that makes real money from
software. Strategic value? Look at all the successful games companies out
there? Which one of them has strategic value? The big publishers have channels.
Sure. Distribution. Maybe that was what Microsoft was thinking too. |
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