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Title: McBank: The Puzzle of Money and Freedom
Developer: Honey Tribe Studios
Formats: Mac, iPhone, iPad, Android, Kindle Fire,
Kindle Fire HD
Links are here.
'Tis the season to be... buying stuff. During this traditional
time of goodwill to all valid credit card holders please take a
moment to spare a thought for your local McBank.
At this time of the year you may enjoy a few relaxing days away
from work with your family, exchanging high value retail goods and
sharing heartwarming stories of noteworthy price drops and
please don't forget about the people that really
matter. The people that make it all possible... The senior
management at McBank. Even just a few days away from your desk will
lower McBank's productivity. Never forget that we need you. To make
us even more money.
The complicated marketing messages, product innovations,
efficient manufacturing operations and distribution logistics all
rely on you, our skilled, loyal and subdued workforce.
At the very least, while you spend your hand-full of allocated
non-working hours, please ensure that you continue to support
McBank by purchasing the latest product lines from McBank Fashion
and McBank Tech. Of course, McBank Finance will be happy to
increase your loans and debt should you want yet more stuff this
year. As all good McBank workers will!
Our latest product innovation,
McBank: The Puzzle of Money and
Freedom has been outsourced to Honey Tribe Studios. It is now
available on Macintosh computers as well as portable devices. As a
loyal member of the McBank family we know you will take it upon
yourself to download this application to all your eligible devices.
Do not disappoint us.
Peace on earth to all customers.
CEO, McBank Inc Ltd Plc LLC